Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Mirrool Creek

Wow, there's the Mirrool Creek.

Hey wait a minute... that's not the Mirrool Creek
















What's that silvery stuff in it !?!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Mismatch

Umm, something wrong here...



Oh now, it's OK, it's got electric brakes.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Concatenation



This is what happens if you stop too quickly without electric brakes.



Monday, May 10, 2010

Why We Have To Leave Ariah Park

The old town aint what it used to be. It's going to pieces.

Crime is out of control. Below are some secuity camera shots.
Big J and the Underpant Bandits.










Police are yet to take any action to stamp out this kidnapping ring.

Birds Of A Feather

(insert your own David Attenborough voiceover)

Here we have excellent specimens of two sub-species of the Nomad genus. The Grey Nomad (Gypsius Hirsutus) and the Shiny Nomad (Gypsius Chromedomeus). Notice the dilapidated van, the profusion of equipment, the Bunnings customisations. These nomads are known for their migratory preregrinations, their inclination to linger for days at a lovely spot and arrive completely unannounced at friends' and relatives' places. Characteristics that make these some of the most endearing and popular nomads nature lovers like to meet.












Darren and Leanne
















Len and Dot

Now, If I Put The Bikes There, Where Do I Put The Boat?


Saturday, May 8, 2010

Oh Yeah, the caravan.



We didn't quite manage it that badly. But here we are half way into a service station in the Christmas holidays on a busy intersection in Dubbo. Our first big trip.

The van won't fit under the station's canopy. The traffic is piling up behind us and I can't get the space or the nerve to reverse out anyway.

Fortunately the servo is on a corner and part of a small group of shops. A prayer, a tight but slow and careful turn, lots of preemptive thank you waves and we're off through the car park next door to go around and try again.

A couple of lessons:

1. There's often an easy-to-access diesel pump around the side or back for trucks and morons in 22 foot vans

2. Always, always, always check before you enter a service station, shopping centre, camping ground or otherwise confined space.

A good question to ask yourself:

"Do I really want to back this thing out of there in front of all those people?"

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Now, How Do I Get Out Of Here?

Where shall we park?

Here's a lovely spot. Shade, view, quiet, level, water.

There's something else I need to think about...



Oh that's right, "How am I going to get out?"

So, Steering Is Important Too

Monday, March 29, 2010

Gypsies and Other Scoundrels

Darren and Leanne have been for a visit on the way up from down there.

Lots of caravan talk, but the main verdict is:

Why We Need A Checklist


Wednesday, January 20, 2010